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| − | + | Andy Amber is the world's worst Tzimisce. He lives in a big house that he moved into and locked the nice gay couple that were going to flip it in the basement and rumor has it one of them ''ate the other one'' because he forgot to feed them. He has giant dogs that rumor has it occasionally get out, hunt and eat the local homeless people. He thinks most of his clan are a bunch of imaginationless degenerates who cover themselves in dick-nipples because they have a conceptualization of what's shocking akin to that of a fuckbaby blend of Garth Ennis and a teenage Canadian Incel with ADHD. | |
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| + | He became a Koldun because he thought that magic powers sounded bitchin'. And he was right, they ''are''. | ||
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| + | He co-habitates and co-dependents with a Malkavian who between the two of them ''seems'' to be the more mature and sane of the pair. | ||
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| + | His stated goals include creating a Revenant family bred for maximum hotness. | ||
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| + | Wait. | ||
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| + | Did I say he was the world's ''worst'' Tzimisce? | ||
== *Gasp* I said that would happen, and it did! Omigod, what if I have psychokinetic powers?<br>I don't know. Just try to only use 'em for good.<br>...No. == | == *Gasp* I said that would happen, and it did! Omigod, what if I have psychokinetic powers?<br>I don't know. Just try to only use 'em for good.<br>...No. == | ||
Revision as of 00:02, 27 July 2021
Andy Amber, Self-Proclaimed Voivode of San Francisco
Cheryl: I'm gonna use the money to buy an orphanage and then bulldoze it.
Pam: Why?!
Cheryl: Shits and grins. And screams. "Wah, porridge, wah!" Hahahahahaha!
Pam: Well, maybe she'll die.
-Archer
You're Not My Supervisor!
Andy Amber is the world's worst Tzimisce. He lives in a big house that he moved into and locked the nice gay couple that were going to flip it in the basement and rumor has it one of them ate the other one because he forgot to feed them. He has giant dogs that rumor has it occasionally get out, hunt and eat the local homeless people. He thinks most of his clan are a bunch of imaginationless degenerates who cover themselves in dick-nipples because they have a conceptualization of what's shocking akin to that of a fuckbaby blend of Garth Ennis and a teenage Canadian Incel with ADHD.
He became a Koldun because he thought that magic powers sounded bitchin'. And he was right, they are.
He co-habitates and co-dependents with a Malkavian who between the two of them seems to be the more mature and sane of the pair.
His stated goals include creating a Revenant family bred for maximum hotness.
Wait.
Did I say he was the world's worst Tzimisce?
*Gasp* I said that would happen, and it did! Omigod, what if I have psychokinetic powers?
I don't know. Just try to only use 'em for good.
...No.
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.
| Name: | Andy Amber |
| Apparent Age: | Adult |
| Clan: | Tzimisce |
| Nature: | Celebrant |
| Demeanor: | Deviant |
