Kyle Cooper

Kyle Cooper

Get mad, you sons of bitches! Get MAD!

Overview

Kyle Cooper of Clan Malkavian is a remarkably well put together lunatic. Who knows what his derangement is: perhaps it's narcissism: after all, he's a disgustingly rich real estate shark. Whether due to a flaw of his personality or due to his Malkavian curse, Cooper's grip on the Jyhad falters in the wake of obsessions and biases that distract him from effectively fulfilling his commitments. He makes up for it in hush money, blackmail, promises, and the occasional reluctant boon when he truly can't weasel his way out of his social debts otherwise.

Impressions

You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. I made 970 thousand dollars last year, how much'd you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids! You want to work here? CLOSE! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, cocksuckers?!

Vittorio's

Kyle Cooper is Gonzalo's moneyman. Although those that have met him can approach him other ways, he has some connection to Vittorio's, an Italian restaurant in the Financial District with acclaimed staff and raving reviews. Celebrity chefs, wineries and entertainers network with the politicos and socialites here at events booked way in advance, and if someone manages to squeeze in for a table on short notice, they inevitably get his attention.

Hooks

• Constable: Kyle's task can be likened to herding cats -- with a baseball bat. He serves as Lopez's strong arm and provides a very visible threat to those who might think that his interests and investments are undefended. Kyle is also responsible for carrying out punishments earned by unruly Anarchs.

• Money Man: Need to get rich quick? Wash some dosh? Call Kyle.

• New Rich (Anarch Hook): New Rich is an Anarch chargen hook that you can take, which fosters a direct connection with Kyle Cooper as a partner ("in crime or on paper") of his financial institution, Architect Securities: You're the fucker who bankrolls the fighters. The Camarilla lords over us with its 'intergenerational' wealth and network of undeserved friends in high places. Meanwhile our ranks aren't exactly as privileged as the ivory tower, you feel me? So you're changing that. Whether the money's clean or the money's cleaned, there's millions to be mined out of San Francisco real estate and all that tech funding spewed at the startups. You've thrown your lot in with Kyle Cooper's tech and real estate investments, a partner (in crime or on paper) of Architect Securities.

Contacts

Walter Fucking owes me money.

Name:	Kyle Steven Cooper
Apparent Age:	Late 30s, early 40s
Born:	USA
Nature:	Autocrat
Demeanor:	COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS
Clan	Malkavian
Sect	Anarchs